khajiduh: if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
Who the hell made you the boss? If you say “what to do?” I know what not to...– (via francesspeakss)
googlehomie: you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
opiate-ofthe-people: You bleached your hair and...
I can’t make it to your wedding, but I’m sure I’ll be at your wake.– Literally the most profound lyric of any song ever, “Bukowski” by Modest Mouse (via wittneyhancockisatlarge)
Inca Tern, a species of bird that lives in the...
watchme-wander: I’ve been told that people in the army do more by 7:00 am than I do in an entire day. but if I wake at 6:59 am and turn to you to trace the outline of your lips with mine I will have done enough and killed no one in the process.